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You know what makes me laugh? Of course you  people in readerville don’t know but I am going to tell you. My friend bobosan has this thing for strange women and not just strange but maybe a little crazy.

In our spare time we like to fuck with these crazy and strange women. Usually what happens is he will get ahold of some chick online for a one night stand and then they don’t go away and because they have shitty self esteem they think that all of a sudden he wants to be with him forever. So what I love is being the back up girl.

To all of you guys out there you should have a friend like me. Which is female who doesn’t mind acting from time to time.

Take for instance, here not to long ago bobosan came to me with this chick who was mediocre at best and said “Get rid of her for me.” So I proceed to tell this girl that I was his wife and that she should probably lay off instead of on her back like a whore because  she was fucking a married man! Unfortunately that only got rid of her for about a day. Apparently she doesn’t care about fucking up someones life which really does make her a whore.

My favorite ones still to this day are chicks that have absolutely no boundaries what so ever. Come on people who in there right mind dresses up in a  cow costume and lets some stranger and all his friends fuck and piss on her! Really! But of course a soon as she knocks on the door you can guarantee all those messages go right out the window and she can’t even give good head like she said.

I’ll tell you what I have said some fucked up shit to these girls and they are just like “Okay daddy whatever makes you happy” but of course the next day I get to hear about how this girl freaked out and had a panic attack on the floor!

I think it is so strange that women try and act all cool like they would do anything in the world for some stranger and what they don’t realize is that I am on the other end making a total ass out of her! Which is probably wrong on my part and I will probably go to hell for all of this but “Carpe Diem kids” as bobosan would say if you can’t make fun of people what is left in life!

One of my favorite past times is finding the most fucked up, vile, and perverted women I can possibly find. Once I get bored of these, I usually give the phone to Spaz to have a little fun with. Here’s the fun with one I got bored with:

Me::Not much just sitting at work… What are you up to?
Kizzie:: Sittin in the eye docs with my gpa he has an apt then gotta go 2 hellmart
Me:: Huh well thats boring… What would you rather be doing?
Kizzie:: @ ur place waiting 4 u…maken sure everything is clean and ready 4 u when u cum hoMe:
Me:: Huh I would rather you have my dick in your mouth…
Kizzie:: Well that wld b happening 4 deff sure daddy
Me:: How about a collar and leash… I could lead you around the house and watch you clean
Kizzie:: Now that might b fun
Me:: How about a whip? Just in case you don’t do soMe:thing right…
Kizzie:: Oh fuck yes
Me:: What is your wildest fantasy?
Kizzie:: Idk nvr really thought of it…
Me:: So I have this cow fetish would you wear a cow costuMe:
Kizzie:: Hmmm?
Me:: CoMe: on baby… It’s what would make Me: happy
Kizzie:: I’d think bout it
Me:: Well you at least moo for Me:?
Kizzie:: Moo moo
Me:: How do you feel about golden showers?
Kizzie:: Love em
Me:: Where?
Kizzie:: My stomach my back my tits…possibly my face
Me:: Would you drink it?
Kizzie:: I would atleast try it…can’t say u dnt like sumthng if uve nvr tried it
Me::How about soMe: friends of mine….
Kizzie::Let them piss on Me:?
Me: Well yeah that or a gang bang?
Kizzie:: Yea I prob wld. But not without u being there…I wldnt want sumthng like tha…
Me: Well I would be there for the action… Are you in the bathroom thinking about Me:?
Kizzie: No in the waitn room…watchn this kid run all over the place while his mom i…
Me: I want you to check how wet you are…
Kizzie: I’m still on my period babe…
Me: You have two other holes available… I want to fuck your ass till you bleed
Kizzie: Omg damn babe.
Me: You wouldnt do that for your daddy
Kizzie: Yes I would….
Me: Can my wife watch??
Kizzie: What?
Me: Shes cool with it she loves participating
Kizzie: Sorry…if ur married. This is. Waste of tiMe:..not dealin with that shit
Me: Im just kidding I was just wondering if you would do girl on girl…
Kizzie: I have b4 with my best friend.
Me: That would work… Would she dress up as a sheep… I like barnyard theMe:s
Kizzie: Umm no she’s not into all the saMe: stuff as Me:…
Me:Do have anybody that would??
Kizzie: No I dnt daddy. I’m sry
Me: Would you dress like a penguin? The black and white get Me: off
Kizzie: ? Idk. Funny my kitchen is decorated in black n white cows
Me: Are you on the pill?
Kizzie: Yes
Me: Do you shave??
Kizzie: Bald
Me: Can I kick you in the cooch and video tape it
Kizzie: Fuck no.
Me: Do you like hot wax?
Kizzie: I wanna try it…
Me: Tell Me: the dirtiest thing on your mind…
Kizzie: I dnt hve anything…I’m really not happy with my grp right now….
Me: Talk dirty to daddy or else…
Kizzie: Or else what?
Me: Or else fuckoff I told you my fantasy
Kizzie: Look I dnt talk bout sex in front of my gpa that’s not how I was raised…
Me: So were you raised to be nasty…
Kizzie: No. I pickd that up besides my gpa doenst nd 2 knw bout my personal life till…
Me: So you would you tell him about you dressing up like a cow and Me: pissing on you
Kizzie: Fuck no
Me: Well thats boring
Kizzie: Well I’m sry…I’ve got more repsect 4 my gpa then that…he dnt even knw I’m on birth control

Moo, Moo…that’s all I have to fucking say.