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So I found a chick a few weeks ago that’s relatively cute, petite, and has some fucking dirty thoughts and fantasies.  But above all, she gets soaked at the sight of hands.   Now usually, I just fuck around with these chicks, but I guess she was a little special.

She introduced herself as a little emo/goth slut…and I’m thinking to myself, “self, you haven’t fucked a emo slut in awhile…could be fun”.   So we made plans to hook up on a Saturday.  Funny fucking thing though, this chick’s SISTER came along to meet me.  Never before in the history of my casual sex has a slut brought her OLDER sister to meet me.   Needless to say, soon after big (and I mean FUCKING big) Sis left, I was finger-fucking this chick, making comments about how nice my hands were.   As soon as she came the first time, I suggested we get dinner. continue reading…

Word of advice kids:  Don’t use Monopoly Money to pay your dealer for your crack.  Evidently, when they get sober, they fuck your world up.  Back in the OLD DAYS, we’d just write IOU’s f or this kind of thing.   Or, fuck, I don’t know…ask a dealer to front you some crack.   Sure beat’s being curbstomped a few weeks later for a few rocks

Guess they always did say drug’s would kill me.

This just in kids…apparently…the only whores who actually show symptoms of The Clap are Asians.

That explains a lot about my life.  Now fuck yourself, and move on.

Showing the Sluts who SHOW symptoms