Man, I wish I was That Cigar


Fuck work, man! I had to work overnight this week, from like 6am to 6pm. So on Friday, I go to work at like 5pm, and shit happens, so I don’t get off until 8:30am! Yeah, fucking 15.5 Hours straight. Shitty thing was, I haven’t really adjusted to the schedule, so when I got home I was fucking exhausted. I slept two fucking hours.

I had a charity Poker Tournament that night for some slut single mom, and most of the SheepFluffer crew was going. So I end up going to this fucking event bomb ass tired. I mean fuck, I can’t even feel my legs, I’m that fucking tired. So after limping along for two hours, I finally get tired enough, and just lose so I can go to sleep.

But now that I’m in fucking bed, I can’t fall asleep, so I hop onto Yahoo, and I’m just poking around. Then I find some slut that lives close, so fuck being tired, I’m awake now. I talk to this chick for like 15 minutes, before I asked her “Are you in the mood to suck a stranger off tonight?”, which of course she say’s “HELL YES!” to.
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