Fuck work, man! I had to work overnight this week, from like 6am to 6pm. So on Friday, I go to work at like 5pm, and shit happens, so I don’t get off until 8:30am! Yeah, fucking 15.5 Hours straight. Shitty thing was, I haven’t really adjusted to the schedule, so when I got home I was fucking exhausted. I slept two fucking hours.

I had a charity Poker Tournament that night for some slut single mom, and most of the SheepFluffer crew was going. So I end up going to this fucking event bomb ass tired. I mean fuck, I can’t even feel my legs, I’m that fucking tired. So after limping along for two hours, I finally get tired enough, and just lose so I can go to sleep.

But now that I’m in fucking bed, I can’t fall asleep, so I hop onto Yahoo, and I’m just poking around. Then I find some slut that lives close, so fuck being tired, I’m awake now. I talk to this chick for like 15 minutes, before I asked her “Are you in the mood to suck a stranger off tonight?”, which of course she say’s “HELL YES!” to.

Now judging by her address, her apartment could be nice or could be shitty. I know these places run about $700 a month, or free, because some of them are Section 8. So I jet over to the complex, and walk in, knock on the door, and step inside.

OH FUCK! I never asked this chicks name, or even for a fucking picture. All I cared about was if she was clean or not. In front of me is some late 30s, possibly early 40s chick that looks like a fucking leather glove. I can smell the incense in the room from the joint she smoked minutes before that she tried to cover up.

So what the fuck do I do? I haven’t had my cock sucked in like 30 hours, and I was fiending for relief like the junkie I am. So I slowly let this baseball glove take my cock into her mouth. Jesus christ, old men must like it gentle, because I can’t even feel a god damn thing. I stand there for like 10 minutes just trying to get hard, and it’s not happening. After 20 minutes, I give up and head to the couch. After 30, I head over to her computer, load some porn, and end up jacking off all over her floor.

Baseball glove wants something to drink, so I reluctantly take an offer of bottled water. I’m sitting in the computer chair, and she’s to my right, completely nude, opening my water. And then….she sneezes. I feel a warm liquid run down my right side. And then it hits me…THIS BITCH JUST PISSED ON ME. Well, pissed on me and most of her white carpet. Shes absolutely mortified, but I dont care about her apologies. I take her clothes she had on, wipe the piss off with her blouse, and then use her pants as a washrag to clear the liquid off of my body.

I simply left after that. I imagine she was crying for hours over not being able to keep a young, virile man hard, as well as pissing. She failed at absolutely everything she attempted to do. I’m pissed off about being pissed on, and it’s the only thing I can focus on during the drive home, because I’m falling asleep. I actually fall asleep standing up in the shower washing this leather chap ass bitches piss off of me.

I’ve never had anything like this happen before. I’ve never been pissed on intentionally or accidentally by some girl. I feel DIRTY, I feel USED. I imagine this is what rape victims go though.