We’re pretty tolerant of pretty  much anything here.  I mean, the sky’s the limit.  We’ve got chicks with hand fetishes, Indians, and fag-haters.  Essentially we’re just one big huge happy family of debauchery and mortal turbidity.  But one thing we love more than posting fucked up posts and stories about our daily lives is seeing how other people find our site.  Check out this snip of some of our search results from a few days ago:

• you tube dick in a box furries
• jerk off upside down
• fuckbuddy dogs
• anal fags
• jamieblack porn

I can understand wanting to watch Dick In a Box staring a bunch of cute,cuddly wolfs.  I can’t understand the allure of jacking off upside down.  Personally, when I ejaculate, I prefer it to be in a sock or a tissue.  You see, seamen does wonders for the skin.  Helps with athlete’s foot—a lot!  Perhaps the weird guy who search for “fuckbuddy dogs” was simply looking for a nice piece of ass who has a nice dalmation he can fantasize about as well.  We all know fags love anal, so that’s self-explainitory as well.   But who the fuck is Jamie Black?  Why the fuck do I want to see her (or fuck, maybe his?) porn?  More so ever, how the fuck do we score as a hit on someone I’ve never fucking heard of.