I’m driving down the highway today and see some faggot from Kansas with the McLovin license plate from Superbad.  I mean, this was cool like 2 years ago, but why the fuck do we need one now?  More so ever, doesn’t Kansas employ some sort of employee that looks over these things?

As far as I could tell from passing this fuck, he’s also a Steve Austin wannabe.  Or perhaps Steve Austin himself, that guy could be down to a Corolla car by now.  Or perhaps Stone Cold really likes movies about under-age drinkers, which leads us to the conclusion he may in fact be a closet pedophile.  Pedophile’s like children.  Children starts with the letter “C” as does Corolla.  Ergo, a Corolla is a pedo-mobile.

I think we’re on to something here.