So the other day my friend and I decided that we were finally going to go do something for ourselves for a change. We decided to go and get manicures and pedicures that’s the girlie thing to do right? So we get to the place and my favorite part is that not a single person knows how to speak English and if they do they don’t know it well enough. So as we sit with our feet in the bath our guys come up to start on our toes. My guy was actually pretty cool at first, he commented on all my tattoos and for once was nice, although after awhile he wouldn’t stop staring at me and it kind of gave me the creeps. My good friend on the other had got the douche bag that can’t say anything but “Pay me now?” I felt really bad because if you don’t know, whenever you go and get your nails painted when they are done they are supposed to grab all your shit and take you to their nifty little UV light so that your nails dry and you don’t fuck up something that you just paid $50 dollars for. But instead of her guy doing that he just left her at his station to wait. What an ass, I understand that you don’t know the language very well, but since when did you forget how to be polite jackass.

Anyway after that we decided to walk around. Since we both have lives, neither one of us had been to the mall in who knows how long. In our wonderful mall we have a store that I like to visit from time to time. It is more for the emo/ goth type but I have piercings and they have jewelry. When we walk in I get a coupon that was good for that day only because they have a new band that is from our town performing live. The thing that I thought was hilarious is that he was a black rapper. Really, I mean why would a black rapper think it would be a wise idea to promote sex, drugs, and huge asses to a bunch of people who think about cutting themselves 6 times before breakfast. I just don’t see the correlation between the two but whatever floats your boat and makes you think that one day you will be famous.

After that nice experience we decided that we had seen enough of the mall and thought maybe it was time to leave. As we are walking out we notice that they are getting all set up for Easter. In the middle of the mall is where they always have the picture studio setting so that you can take your wonderful bright eyed children to have a picture taken with someone that they believe so highly of without it costing a fortune. Have you ever wondered who is behind that crazy Santa or rabbit suit? Well I did only because we walk by and see this guy dressed in his finest bunny suit sitting on his bench chillin’ looking as though he is either drunk and or stoned out of his mind, or is waiting on a blow job I’m not really sure which. I look to my friend because I have no children of my own and ask her if she was walking through the mall with her children and seen that bunny would she let her kids sit on his lap? Hell no she wouldn’t and neither would any other human being that was thinking the same thing I was. I don’t know how much that guy got paid to sit there and look like a pedophile in a rabbit suit but he pulled it off smashingly. 

All I can say is, what the fuck is up with people these days and if you ever want a good laugh go sit at your local shopping center and people watch…