Everyone say hi to Jamie Black.  He’s the black guy taking a bubble bath above.  Jamie is a new internet celebrity, bathtub enthusiast & guru. 

Jamie specializes in giving life advice from his bathtub.  That’s not as gay as it may seem, as he says…. He’s got a cigar.  Not gay.   I’ve had many deep thoughts come from my time in the tub & I’m sure you have as well. 

 For example;  I was sitting in the tub one afternoon & had the amazing idea that I should create and market Laser Guided Scissors.  With the laser to guide you,  every cut you make would be flawless.  Theoretically…

So they may not have been the greatest idea, but I sold a million pairs to all you dumbasses online!!! 
$19.95 x 1,000,000 = Alot of fucking money.  I’m rich.  They may be total garbage, but I got your money sucker.

Back to Jamie…I’m not here to pass judgment about the state of mind one would need to be in in order to consider this sort of thing as a good idea… This is the internet, man. Lettin’ it hang out is what this place is all about.   Am I right?  Of course I am.  I always am.  Above is just one of Jamies videos, but I would suggest you YouTube him and browse through them all.  As you watch them I ask you to consider the quality of his poses.   His wisdom is obvious, but his delivery is what’s truly transcendent.  He lounges in what I would guess is disgusting, luke warm, black people filth water….. dedication my friends….. dedication.   In all seriousness, this is the man I look to for advice in my life and strongly encourage all of you out there in Readerville to do the same.  Jamie has helped me through many a tough time and I know he will be there for me in the future.  

I just want to say thank you Jamie Black.  Without you in my life, I would most certainly be dead.