What’s up My Negus? (I can get away with that.  Not because I’m black, but because it’s actually used formerly as the title for the Emperor of Ethiopia.)

It’s been a slow night at the fluff here.   I got stood up by an amputee chick.  I guess it doesn’t help I talked about wanting to stroke and fondle her stub.  Anyhow, tonight was very lonely indeed.   I hate being alone.

So after my 21st jack off session, I decided to blow some time on YouTube.  Naturally, I first looked for “amputee porn”, but I couldn’t find any on YouTube.  So I searched for the next best thing: “Dicks in Boxes”.    What I found friends was comedic gold!

Everyone remember The Lonely Islands smash hit a few years ago called My Dick in a Box?  Well as a fucking side note, it turns out women don’t really like seeing dicks in boxes, and happen to call the police if you do indeed try it.  I’d love to talk more about it, but the terms of my parole prevent me from doing so (as well as being with 3000 feet of a school, but meh).

We here at Sheep Fluffer are very fond of nature.  Fuck, we’re cat lovers at heart.   But we can’t tolerate folks is FURRIES.   Yes, those pathetic fucks who dress up as animals and participate in orgies and gangbangs.   Your life totally isn’t complete until you’ve seen Sally the Cat in a kitty bukkake with 20 other ugly men dressed up as lions and tigers.   It’s something everyone should see in their life at least once.

Back to dicks that may or may not have boxes in them.   It seems a few furries got together to make a video a few years ago.   And like most unattractive, acne-riddened high schoolers, they tried to put dicks in boxes—while wearing cat suits.   The result is fucking amazing.   Spread this around.  Let everyone experience the joy that is fur.

And next time you see some pathetic soul dressed up as a lion, do the right thing, and feed him raw beef.  It will help him fit in better.  Fuck, Sally the Cat might even yelp him when she sees him covered in raw meat.  But until that time, enjoy this fucked up YouTube video:

Sheep were harmed in the making of this film.