I was recently told that I swear too fucking much… and I probably do.  There is a good reason for it though.  Stupid. Fucking.  People.  I’ve grown tired of the stupidity of my co-workers, many of my family & friends & just about every other cock sucking ass puppet I’ve recently encountered.  How can people be so fucking stupid?

Example:

Where is the North Star located???  I would venture to guess that your below average, everyday border line  down syndrome fucking third grader could answer that.  But do you think a 50+ year old college educated black man could?  If you said yes, you’re not catching on and should probably go put a bullet in your fucking mouth so you never have the misfortune of running in to me in a dark alley…  According to “Educated Black Man” depending on the day of the month, the NORTH Star could appear in the Due East OR Due West sky.  Really?  Too bad that isn’t true… maybe then the Three “Wise Men” wouldn’t have found tiny baby Jesus in the fucking manger to give him his incense, gold & myrrh ( whatever the fuck that is ).  Maybe without that gold he wouldn’t have amounted to shit and I wouldn’t have random degenerate fuck sticks knocking on my front fucking door asking me if I’ve found Jesus.  If I wanted to find Jesus, I would have followed the North Star to the closest Home Depot and picked him up out front and had him mow my goddamn yard.

That’s just one example of stupid fucking people.  I have innumerable more, but we will save those  for another story.  If you haven’t noticed, fuck seems to be my word of choice.  That’s fucking great.  However, it seems that fuck draws more complaints that any other four letter word.  To all those who are offended by the word fuck… fuck you.

I’ve added a video to let everyone see how great the word fuck truly is, and the plethora of ways you can integrate it into your everyday life.  I hope you fucking enjoy…